WALKTHROUGH- On level 1-5 fite goblins to get stronger and on level 25 use the peanutbutter sand-witch STAVE(not staff) to kill Kirby then fite ghosts & ogers until level 50 then you'll fite Link, use the Shield of Sword's Bane to block his one-hit-kills then fite giants until you get to level 100 then you'll fite Bowser, use the Magic Bow of Tattling to defeat him then fite dragons 'til level 250 then you'll have to fite Donkey Kong, use the Distracting Banana of Distraction to Distract Donkey Kong long enough to use the Magic Bow of Tattling (hope you didn't break it after you fought Bowser)
then fite silver dragons 'til level 500 when you'll fite double bosses Mario&Lugi, use the Shank of Crime you got from the hobo that was in the time rip to stab them both at the same time then fite gold dragons to train for the rest of the game on lv 1000 you'll fite PRINCESS-PEACH AND SAMUS. . . . AT THE SAME TIME use the the hyper canon of carrots to stab the princess then kill samus with the Stave of the Goblin King then on level 11000 you get to fite the ghosts of ALL the bosses, good luck. . . . . . (THEN U WIN)