1tsJustAustin's Comments

I gave the poor man some food and water, but than ran him over with a ship weighing several tons.

Has anyone ever actually thought about pigs jumping and running 300 miles.

The starting screen with the dinosaur egg broke my subwoofer..

I didn't hit the Banana until I got the golden tank. Haha. The golden gun alone can get you like 3 quarters of a million feet. So invest in that more then anything else. No joke. Nukes are a waste unless your doing it for fun, or the badge. I spent 55 nukes in one run trying to get the badge. but I nuked him alot. right after one nuke was done, I dropped another, after that one, BOOM, And after that BOOM...

I played 2 times, won only once, because the first time i quit in the middle, realizing that i won't win with only rockets, and I would have to buy the lazers (darts) first. I got all upgrades in the end, at that point it wasn't much fun, because i just moved my mouse left and right and left and right, I was a beast, demolishing all bloons.

Ok. To get the badges just play the game. But, Hold shift and press ~. Everytime you do ~ you get money. It does not take away badges.

Oh. Mah. Gawd. There are milions and milions of orbs. Ghost orbs. Run away. Run away Man! Oh. (inhales irony). RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Beautiful. He called me a girl, denied my request for him to teach me how to play. And yet, I did what he said. A little bit after I restarted, and was mean, but I found out it gives you color. Which then makes me understand. Wonderful. 5/5

Haha! Love number 10.