As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Karen.
Together, they had [b]0[/b] kids.
He died at the age of 69.
Wtf?
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