This has to be a wicked dream that everyone else had too. How in the hell did this guy think he should do this? First, he steals the game (DLing is not really stealing it until you upload it). Then he gives it the SAME name as the original. I'm not condoning robbery of games, but give it a different name.
Great game in general. The graphics are great; and the gameplay/controls are good too. One more life could do the trick. And I don't like demos, but I'm not too lazy to go to Teagames' website! Also, the suicide feature (which is activated by pressing shift) is unessential, but hey, some people use it. Anyway, the game is great, and deserves an 85% rating.
This game is great! The 3D graphics are great for a Flash game. A bit challenging, but I like challenging. Maybe different music would be better. Some tricks (like a goal moving you back to the beginning). Anyway, without those suggestions, this critic gives a game a four out of five.
Wow! I have never seen a game like this before. It's concept is simple, yet addicting because of its humor. Or is it the music? However, I would like to see some more choices; after 15 minutes I got "You are a buff dragon who likes to sit on women," twice. Maybe I got lucky. Also, more verb slots and indirect object slots (like two indirect objects instead of one). Even without those, I am left sitting for minutes at a time wondering what my next sentence will be. I could give time a headshot with this game. 4/5 is my rating now, but with some of the improvements I listed above, 5/5.
@willmugz123
The game probably has the API (sophisticated word for the file that helps you make something for a specific kind of app, in this case, a Flash game).
1. Check the date. It was uploaded two days ago, probably less than 48 hours. With all the new games coming out, Greg (the creator of badges) has to create at least one generic file (a badge) linked to the game.
2. With all the games coming out, it may take days, even weeks. But the developer is still benefited, because as long as you have the API, you get 10% more profit.
3. These comments in general are annoying. Sure, badges are good, but we should be able to be patient. One of my favorite game has been out for months and still doesn't have badges. Instead of flaming the dev saying that it doesn't have badges, whisper to the developer if (s)he has the API. If not, instead of flaming, suggest politely that (s)he embeds the API to their game.
@Mephi
1. Lose the caps. It is the key to the left of "a." It probably has a light on either on the key itself or somewhere on the keyboard, maybe the top right. Press caps lock again to turn it off.
2. Chapter Zero is /probably/ is being uploaded, but on Armor Games' account.
I can't believe that some people are rating it 1/5, even though they may like it, for the sole purpose of bringing Sonny up and Gemcraft down.
Gemcraft doesn't really have much of a story line, just a sequence of monsters and bosses.
One can argue that is bad, but that makes room for infinite gameplay styles. That is much better than a story line.
Everyone plays Sonny similarly, Gemcraft brings up uniqueness in every player.
I am still keeping my rating of 5/5.
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