2/5. Mainly for the controls. Some levels the slightest tap sends me flying, others I need to slam the damn button to get where I need to go. Also, the hit radius is horrible. How do I die if I'm a 1/4 inch away from the blade? good concept, bad controls
I have never needed 4% more in my entire life then in 2 slice mode in this game. Seriously, even in school, 4% meant nothing...here it meant the difference between me chucking my laptop through the window
Am I the only one who sees the creator's name and automatically think it's a cryptic way of saying that there's art in swag? Or am I just over thinking this whole thing?
Hey man, I'm the creator! Swartag are le sponsor! Regardless, that's actually an interesting way to look at their name. Never even thought of it that way. Mind blown.
This game is absolutely horrid. Why can't I leave the stupid headquarters!!!! I can't get past one player and I don't have the means to buy better cards, so instead of letting me leave and replay my last few battles I'm stuck. Eff this game. It's a p.o.s. that was probably only put on Kong as a marketing device. Get this off of here.
Pro-tip...if you're gonna respawn someone, either give them spawn protection, or spawn them on the highest platform. I can't tell you how many games I lost because I was respawned on a lower level just to have my character instantly smash into a wall.
The clues in this game are horrible. Clock window:cabinet mirror would lead one to believe that the number on the clock then window would be the hour and the number on the cabinet mirror would be the minute, but it's not. In fact, the time that opens the clock isn't even given!! 2/5 for absolutely horrid clues
Sorry, but this game was horrible. I gave it a 4/5 originally. I liked it, it was fun and difficult. Then I stopped playing at 60%, and there goes all my hard work. No save dropped it to a 3/5. Finally, I hit a level that I was randomly dying, in part to the lag this game creates, and from random shots that weren't near me. The straw that broke the camel's back was the ending. I hit the give up button because I was frustrated and I figured the game would save my spot, or something. And the final screen was so f*cking annoying with the words appearing so slowly and being so condescending that I really want to find Tasslefoot and punch you in the f*cking face for even contemplating this game. I appreciate a hard game that challenges you and makes you work, but this game doesn't even give you a fair chance, and on top of it, it patronizes you. Protip to a wannabe game developer, don't be a dick to your clientele. Jmtb02, you're still cool in my book.
Love the game, 5/5 awesome, short, and extremely fun. The only problem with it is the historical inaccuracy of the thumbs. In all actuality, after Colosseum battles, the victor would usually have his enemy in a position of death, and would look to the emperor for the final call. The emperor would give a thumbs down, which would mean, lay your weapon down and spare his life, or thumbs up, meaning you have the green light to kill him. In the historical sense, up was usually bad. Otherwise solid ass game.
Great game. I enjoyed the puzzles and I liked how you had to go about getting certain friends. The only thing I would do differently is change the platypus' hints (obviously I needed to collect the triangles, another hint would have helped). All in all I very tight game. 5/5
Wish i could give a 0/5. The hits are arbitrary, as are the jumps, when I mimic my opponent, he's able to send me halfway across the map. There's no skill needed, merely blind luck.
Sorry to say, but unless I'm missing something, the math calculator in this game is horribly off. Checking what you wrote in the games description, there's 51 total loots to collect. This means a 1.96% completion with every piece collected. So far, I've collected 42 pieces, which should put me at 82% if I'm not mistaken, yet the ingame counter has me at 61%. Am I missing something?
Yes you are :) "Loot room to fill with 44 Loots, 2 Trophies and 5 Medals from epic challenges !" So you have to collect Medals and Trophies as well as complete missions in order to increase the % complete.
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Hey man, I'm the creator! Swartag are le sponsor! Regardless, that's actually an interesting way to look at their name. Never even thought of it that way. Mind blown.