I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
TrueDarkShadow, let me tell you a story about a young n00btard. He was about 5 year old, and had a sonic fetish like you wouldn't believe. One of his favourite things to do was post random uneducated comments and threats on sites like Kongregate, and every time he got owned by wonderful people like wolfeys, he would burst out in tears. His mom got word of this and she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.