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I am the best.

Bullet hell games make me very happy inside. Especially if I find the game in question difficult. Because I’m really good at them.

My friends have made a hobby of making me play horror games and watching as I predict every cheap scare moments before they happen and curse a lot as I smack talk the AI-controlled monsters. Unless it’s a really good horror game I haven’t played, in which case I shout a lot of profanities because that’s how I roll.

The Lady In The Radiator will probably always mean more to me than Jesus Christ ever will, but I say his name more because it rolls of the tongue a lot easier when I’m irritated.