Mhh, so I probably suck at this game, but why are toasters FASTER then an old pc on a skateboard? If you don't mind me asking, they got fire. At least make them slower than me, pls?!
Whats viral about this game? It's blatantly, badly executed in-your-face advertising. "Get them to buy our crap by telling them the competition is soooooo bad, then beat feet" :D
please include a save option without the need to go back to main menu, seems a bit ridiculous to me. I know it's retro and all, but this is a bit overboard.
well, this seems quite buggy. The line becoming white quite often, on white BG. Please fix this, makes the spikes pure guesswork. If that is intended, it should be called the Buggy Line from the start...
the line becomes invisible quite often. It's fun at first tu jump with guessing where the line could be, but it's very frustrating towards the end, spikes etc.
some suggestions:1st: please make the active area of buttons the buttons edges, not the text in them. 2nd: the amount of gold is a bit hard to find/hard on the eyes with this sci-fi font. maybe contrast it by color and/or size from the rest of the numbers in the stat, upgrade and shop screens. So far, and the game looks like it has solid action, good controls AND a legit story. Thats so rare :3 So thanks for releasing it.
mabe not the top priority, and not sure if it is meant to be funny since I only built a mall in india for now, but the people sure seem dumb as bread with all those typos above their heads.
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Each time you play, a map is randomly generated, so you can play again and again, if you want ;)