So... It was all just a dream? Huh.
Also, who DIDN'T laugh at the "The Wizard" reference to the Power Glove? I fell out of my chair after that.
This was a brilliant game, and I hope to see games like this produced more often.
Me: Daaaang, if that's Fire 1, then I don't think I wanna see Fire 2.
*goes through manymanymany levels to buy Fire 2 anyway*
Me: *uses Fire 2* ... HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS.
Me: OH GOD OH GOD O-
Pterodactyl: Need a lift?!
Me: YES! *hops on*
*Five seconds*
Pterodactyl: *drops*
Me: Thanks for the ri- *tree bridge breaks* SONUVA-
EXTINCT