42Dragons's Comments

At this rate, Kong is going to need to add a "Squares" category...

It's not the energy and time limitations that I mind. Those aren't as bad as many other games are. The pay-to-win aspect is bad, but so far, at least, it is still playable. What really annoys me is the way the devs have reacted to all of the people whom point out this game's many issues in the comments. Rather than actually working to investigate or fix the issues, they are simply responding in a noncommittal and derogatory fashion to the players. And while I'm being one of those annoying, petty people who leaves long and angry comments on computer games, I might as well take it all the way; the punctuation and grammar in some of these responses is awful.

Good game, very well-written story. Normally I don't really care about the plot, but a really excellent story like this one can make a game even more compelling. 5/5

Helpful tip: If you find yourself beginning to not only finish the levels instantly but also arrange the 10s into a pleasing symmetrical pattern, STOP PLAYING IMMEDIATELY

Not sure if anyone else is having this problem, but occasionally my units will randomly stop raging and instead just do about twice the normal amount of damage on every hit. The only way to fix this, so far as I can tell, is to reload the game. This issue is fairly minor, but it could be a big problem if people are also having this problem for other units (I've only tried huscarls) and/or other status effects.

My one problem is with the difficulty of the gold crowns, at least in the first levels, which I have made the mistake of becoming obsessed with collecting. Level 5 is particularly annoying; to get the crown you must complete it in 3 seconds or less. Even after solving the puzzle, it takes many tries to get the crown because you have to do everything perfectly to arrive within the incredibly small time limit.

I, personally, have found that the hit percentages are remarkably accurate. Over 500 attacks with an 85% chance to hit, I hit 429 times, which is well within the margin of error. (exactly 85% would be 425)

You are a... Pirate. I believe I just got the worst title possible.

My biggest problem is that, when you pick up a rocket token immediately after getting a good launch (where the screen goes red and stuff), the game glitches out and has you fall through the ground and die

"Congratulations, you completed the game. Pips: 18/17. Try to find them all!" Anyone else see something wrong here?

Scoring the game-winning goal when the timer reads 0:05? Best feeling ever. The opposing team then managing to score in the last 5 seconds? Not so great.

You can tell this is a well-balanced game, because, after reading only the first few comments, I have been told: 1. Sniper class is overpowered. 2. Sniper class sucks. 3. It is impossible to win with the juggernaut (who happens to be my best character). 4. Mercenary is overpowered. 5. Sniper class really sucks. This is just from 10-15 comments, too.

When I look at the top comments and see "I knew grape soda was bad for you, but didn't expect this with hamsters!" (Osprey) I know I've found a good game. Or a weird comment. I'd better just start playing and see.

Sheep Cannon = win!!!

So, basically, all you've got to do is find a bunch of hyper-intelligent gorillas, give them some shotguns, and send 'em off in raiding parties of 4-6 to slaughter everything. Best way to win a war EVER. Hasn't failed me yet.

WHY IS THE TITLE SCREAMING AT ME? No, seriously. Is that intentional?

My one problem with the game is that, I believe it's room 25 or so, where you have the path that repeats the same string of numbers twice and you must place those numbers into the correct slots to complete the path, (I'm assuming it's 4321; it's something like that, anyway) 5321 would also complete a different path, if you did not include the two given at the beginning. Maybe change the 5 on the board to a 6 or something, to avoid confusing people like me? Thanks for your consideration, and for an awesome game.

To people complaining about login screen: Refresh the page. I always get in after 2-3 times. Maybe it's just me, but that always seems to work.

Me: "Wow, that hamsters tough. I sholda picked the hamster-sized hippos" My friend: "Well, thats not something you hear every day."

I find it kind of said that, after two or three decades, you can sketch yourself with a pencil on a piece of paper and use it to win a competition, then sell it for over 10,000 francs.