Tavern is the greatest scam ever. They give you the option to remove 2 cards. Then you have a chance of getting heroes or other cool stuff. Even diamonds! Sounds sweet, right? Nope. There's a near 100% chance you will always get either 100x gold, ham, rainbow ore, or a useless air flask thing. You want something good? Pay up. 50 diamonds a pop.
My comment directly below still holds true for my usual gaming rig:
i7 4790K @ 4.0 GHz
GIGABYTE GeForce GTX 970
16 GB DDR3 CORSAIR VENGEANCE PRO 1866
1 TB WD Blue Caviar HDD
Asus Z97-A Motherboard
Corsair H100i Liquid Cooling system
This, my friends, is a $1,000+ build. 15 FRAMES. Do I need to overclock this?!
There is no reason that this game should run worse than Far Cry 4 does at max settings 1080p.
I don't think you could comfortably play this game if you won the laptop, either.
How badly made can this game be?! Aside from all the other (rightful) ripoff and money grabbing complaints, this game is optimized worse than Assassin's Creed Unity was. Seriously, I'm getting FIFTEEN FRAMES on a non intensive browser game clearly designed for mobile. If you want to make a clone, at least know how to code correctly.
Glitch detected - Repeatedly exporting and importing saves boosts money earned at a ludicrous rate. Every import gets you like 300 quintillion money, or something like that. Thumb this up so the devs can see!
@Marsh: That's possible. As soon as you jump up for the psycho crusher, hold down the "away" key so that you can charge up the 2 seconds needed to use the crusher.
Side note: These controls are clearly not meant for PC keyboards. A quarter circle forward is pretty difficult. Zangief's Pile Driver is actually really easy on joystick: you just spin the stick in a circle. I still love this game though.