7EyeMongoose's Comments

Dec. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

carefully.... carefully.... annihilate his entire chest cavity.

Jan. 24, 2014

Rating: 2596

Who does the honor really belong to in this game? the janitor.

Aug. 21, 2013

Rating: 2383

Fun Fact: it takes 48 thousand dollars to destroy earth.

Mar. 26, 2012

Rating: 5

i own a horse.

Mar. 25, 2012

Rating: 5

life lesson #4119: if something so massive that it can wipe out an entire army with its snot moves to town. move out of town.

Mar. 19, 2012

Rating: 7

After over an hour, you have to ask yourself: am i really willing to drive myself clinically insane for a badge that more than likely will never be looked at again, myself included? short answer, yes. yes i am.

Feb. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

beware the viking helmet. when you train climbing an avalanche will knock you down. regardless of were you are or are not. and it will piss you off. just a heads up

Dec. 06, 2011

Rating: 1005

whew... they just don't make giraffes like they used to.

Nov. 24, 2011

Rating: 8

bouncing between two islands for 30 seconds.... what a talented little fish

Sep. 28, 2011

Rating: 11

the mushroom went unused.... unfortunate.

Apr. 27, 2011

Rating: 4

the music is amazing, like a neo-megaman

Apr. 13, 2011

Rating: 3

wooly... such a douchephant...

Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 3

if only they made it solar powered...

Dec. 17, 2010

Rating: 3

i threw the corpse... and it was just as satisfying as i thought it would be

Dec. 05, 2010

Rating: 58

95% chance of hitting... more like 50%

Nov. 19, 2010

Rating: 33

liquid measure-the only game on kongregate that makes you want to urinate

Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: 3936

in a world with mutants, frequent battles to the death, and magic abilities, pants are a rarity.

Oct. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

i cannot quit playing it :D

Jul. 26, 2010

Rating: 4

wish yarn balls did that to my cat too

Jul. 07, 2010

Rating: 1

i found a friggin light saber... sweet