Who the fuk has bugs living inside their heart? I'm operating on fuking dogs with ehartworks or something? This game is totally unrealistic and those guys at adult swim need to stop doing the blow.
Try adding fun fake news for flavor.
You beat the game! (+10000000 Coins)
Tukkun just pimpslapped you! (-2 EXP)
Holy colon cleanse, Batman!
etc. It's hilarious to see.
1/5 for no wraparound feature. It might be confusing for some but it beats having to press two buttons in rapid succession to get to the ball on the opposite end of the field.