Actually, Slice, the number /you/ have to dial is 382-5968, or FUC-KYOU. It's the number for the whaaambulance you delusional spammer. Oh, I feel EVIL today!
A venus flytrap gets eaten by a fly that utilizes a flyswatter to multiply itself to play Hamlet on stage and gets applauded for it. I have little to no doubt the author was beaten as a child. Multiple times.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. How many times did I have to hit Restart until the spinner landed on Soy Sauce Bombs for the last level!? 4/5 for no restart keybind.
For the upgrades system you should consider playing until death and using points after the death screen, and then starting over if it's hard mode or continuing if it's easy mode. I should've added why not have a hard mode too?
In short this is a point and click adventure toy that makes you pick what's going to happen to it and trust me when I say that anything can happen to it.
@tribble: Tell me, when you walk into a medieval dungeon, does fun music begin to play in the background? No. So why would this be any different? because it's a game? Do you not have your own music playlist on an MP3 player or something? Yes? Then sit down, put your earbuds on and quit complaining about music.
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