You can still give us instructions so we don't have to visit a tutorial level and waste our time to find out info on one thing. The first time I had to do this was for the pause menu. Then i had to because I forgot how to rage burst. Seriously? You're only wasting a bit of time typing that in so tens of thousands of people don't have to waste theirs.
He would've made it in time if he PICKED UP EVERYTHING LIKE IN A NORMAL RPG.
Chekhov's Prinicple: If a gun is visible it HAS to go off. Don't want it to go off? Don't even show the gun to the audience.
For people going WTF on level 5, that's the "Fab" aura you get on Newgrounds. Which Fulpy also made. It's not a downgrade, it's just awesomeness in a can, ready to be unleashed on the beard.
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