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I hate “about me” sections, and I will opt to leave you disappointed… with no name… no address… you might as well stop reading… right now… so persistent aren’t you?… Gah! Stop wasting your time reading when you could be playing games… that IS why you’re even on this site, isn’t it?… no? you just want to read people’s unbelievably long and useless about me sections?… what a nub you must be… for f*ck’s sake you are READING!… if you want to read, then go read a book… there’s nobody stopping you… books are educational AND fun… instead you are wasting your time reading the about me section of someone you don’t even know… there are webcomics… that’s a great alternative for a book… comics are meant to be enjoyed… at this exact moment, somewhere there is a webcomic crying because no one wants to read it… and here you are reading peoples about me sections… I see no point in reading this when there are lands to be explored, zombies to kill, nubs to bash… you know what?… I’m going to send Kirby after you… there is no use in resisting… there is no escape… I know this because if you have read this far, then you obviously don’t have the sense to leave… so I am forced to unleash Kirby upon you… 3… 2… 1…
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yer ded now… ded people can’t read… just go be dead… please?… you have wasted far too much of my time, I’m going to go play FFR at www.flashflashrevolution.com …
you see what I did thar?… I just lured you into you into the vibrant online community that is FFR… I’m so clever… about now you must be thinking , “I wonder what FFR is. I should check it out. But first I have to finish this about me page.”… That’s exactly what you’re thinking… I know… you know I know… and you know I know you know that I know… ha! I’ve just wasted even more of your pathetic life!… now you had to spend an estimated 6 hours figuring out what that meant… and after you finish this about me section, you have to go to flashflashrevolution.com and read all of THOSE about me sections… it’s safe to say that I’ve ruined your childhood…know what?… since I’ve done such a terrible thing to you, I might as well give you a respectable about me section… yeah it’s great isn’t it?… sighs…. here goes…

I go to Carrollton High School and play on the defensive line for the Carrollton Trojans. I have 2 cats and a dog. Video games and computers are my passion but I also love sports and a good argument. The Texas Longhorns are my favorite sports team, and my favorite all-time players are Vince Young, Troy Aikman, Tim Duncan, Jarome Iginla, and Chipper Jones.

Are you happy now?… you should be… cause you ain’t getting any more… bye loser!