ASpieboy's Comments

Oct. 05, 2013

Rating: 15

first reaction: "oh cool it's rare that you see a female protagonist" and her first task is to do laundry for a man, lol.

Feb. 15, 2013

Rating: -6

fun game, but the AI is so dumb... paladin dude won't heal to save himself if you could control party members - this would be fantastic, as it is, it blows. 1/5

Oct. 02, 2012

Rating: -11

dumb, bad mechanics, 1/5.

Aug. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

interesting thing: which ever side YOUR cursor (not the GAME'S cursor) is on will be the one to change

Aug. 24, 2012

Rating: -4

completely broken, crashes randomly and doesn't respond, like someone's holding down the keys. and of course idiot fanboiz will vote this comment down...

Aug. 05, 2012

Rating: -4

BWAHAHAHA THE TABLE HAS A PENIS

Aug. 05, 2012

Rating: -14

wow this is dumb

Jul. 20, 2012

Rating: 0

lol, what's with voting down comments asking about achievements? Come on guys.

Jul. 14, 2012

Rating: -18

wow. an assassin game where you misspell assassin. 1/5, get a spell check program moron.

Jul. 09, 2012

Rating: -4

This is dumb. There's no reason for Madagascar to be impossible to infect, other than to try and create false difficulty to a random game. 1/5, poor game design, not fun at all, do the world a favour and stop making games.

Jul. 06, 2012

Rating: -1

I love it when you kill a critter and the exact same critter model spawns so it's like he never died. :)

Jun. 28, 2012

Rating: -5

lol, whoever did lvl 20 is a moron, you can easily get the choppa stuck. Who the hell tested this? 3/5

Jun. 12, 2012

Rating: -7

this is really bad, how are supposed to attack enemies? horrible tutorial, gameplay makes no sense, 1/5

Jun. 11, 2012

Rating: -5

The lag is ridiculous, and it seems to be caused by the KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME statistics, with no option to turn off. I love jmbt02, but this is just a really bad game. I've also had control issues and issues with hamsters getting into unreachable areas. The F safe spot is nearly impossible to get. The fire achievements are straightforward, boring, and take forever. What made the first two fun was figuring out the cryptic achievements, laughing at the jokes, and some easy platforming. This is really simple, unfunny, and requires far more skill. 2/5

Jun. 01, 2012

Rating: 2

This is a fabulous game. I haven't played your others yet, but I will be sure to do so as soon as I'm done with this. It's classic platforming/fighting/magic goodness with graphics that are pleasing to the eye and just enough collectibles and achievements to make it interesting without being over-saturated. I second the above comment about the difficulty: it is perfect, and the balance between magic and melee is ideal. 5/5, more games like this need to be made.

May. 30, 2012

Rating: -24

OK, this whole 'can't control party members' thing is dumb and pointlessly breaks the game. I've died about 5 times now and all because the medic is attacking the enemy instead of casting his regain focus spell on me. This game simply does not live up to it's reputation AT ALL. 1/5

May. 30, 2012

Rating: -8

The SteamBirds question 'what year does first combat take place has the wrong answer. 1/5

May. 29, 2012

Rating: -1

WHAT WHY IS THERE A PENGUIN GOD TELLING ME TO RISE AGAIN BEST GAME EVER

May. 22, 2012

Rating: 16

Send zombies after me, I'm good. Reapers? Piece of cake. Darkspawn... flood... no problem. But every night, I check underneath my bed for glooples...

Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 2

This game is dumb. You have literally no options when detected other than to stand still and slowly watch your health drain away. There's no way to tell what objects you can interact with. The plot is boring. The hacking minigame and easter eggs are fun, but they don't make up for the rough edges that make this game unplayble. 2/5