Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a lambo came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 12345 people. shane was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the lambo. Then, as if in a dream, jessica alba came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her thong, drenching it. Before shane could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the lambo, jessica alba sunk her teeth into his penis. He had put up a jessica alba poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the remote his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present,
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