Ace1263's Comments

I like to imagine that you're playing as the severed head of Dora, that is mounted on a pike that spins, and, in Dora's mouth is a cannon, and you have to defend yourself from homeless guys dressed up as bunnies, because Santa is displeased at your generic public domain music loop. Five out of eight.

It seems like this game was made in some dank underground sweatshop in Norway, where half of the people speak Swahili, and the other half Deutsch. This isn't a game, this is a test to see how far I can rack my brain to make stupid comments.

Yes, this classic masterpiece of arcade nostalgia will surely go down in history as the most intense game of whack-a-disfigured-somewhat-green-tinted-monstrosity-that-vaguely-resembles-a-worm.

This is the best game.

wat

Moshdef, as in Dave-O? The Let's Player who is known to get high as hell, and who sort of disappeared one day? Are you secretely, GASP, A NERD?

Huh, I wonder why all of these people comment all the time, yet the people who actually play this game extensively, IE me, don't. I think it's because we are just intuitive masters, and both don't ask for help and don't give our secrets away.

Nelfie, you achieved something by leaving your game window open for a week. And, before you complain, just note that I, indeed, have a higher score than you. You can go eat a dick.

Comments lately have been voted down quite a bit. What happened? We had something, you and I. We were something. I LOVE YOU.

Emo kids really need to evolve. They've been so stagnantly whiny, that I can't even come up with new jokes about them. Moshdef, you're like the head of all emos, right? Convince them to do more horribly mundane things I can laugh at.

Excuse me for my three month long absence, but, now I'm back in the game, and I'm going to take back the title that is rightfully mine.

You know, I find it actually quite amusing just strolling through these comments.

Mosh, you have to realize, I've been only keeping ONE browser open, and not multiple ones. I've been doing it the hard core way.

I am now back in the game, and aim to be the first to achieve ONE BILLION points!

Just so you know, Mosh, KiwiBob is now the holder of first!

There is an intense imagined rivalry between me and Potato. He's in first, I am in second, and Kiwi is in close third! Who will ultimately win?

I am really quite disappoint on these downratefags.

The negative comments are best, yet the positive ones are downrated? What is this madness?

I set a highscore in Just Trolling? WOAH!

i actuelly love this game, sure it highly resembles the helicopter game, but this one is actuelly fluid in it's movements and the art is really impressive. 9/10 just because it copied helicopter a bit but other then that great game