I am ruthless Jesus the Ruthless boy destined to sleep with all his sister.
I am Psycho Savior the immortal superhero destined to spill coffee on God.
I am my sisters snacks the bloodthirsty video game player, destined to do nothing about Russia.
I am flatulent butt who likes to climb toilets!
I am a friendly door who likes to buy ringtails!
I am a pretty television who likes to run from dinosaurs!
I am a better salad buffet who likes to hug Wile E. Coyote!
I am a short baby who likes to spill coffee on frogs!
Lol, that's pretty rare. You must be really "lucky!"