AceJoey's Comments

This game really doesn't foster much creativity. The options you can use are so limited. It doesn't allow for non-linear or clever thinking. There's so many missed opportunities for references to history, literature, puns, jokes, and jibes. The writers had the entirety of fiction and non-fiction to choose from but they just rehashed an old formula and made a repetitive slog out of it.

It took me about four or five days to get the Evil Ender badge. It was very repetitive and wasn't fun after the first hour.

I love the music. Reminds me of 80's horror. Kind of like Stranger Things.

Collected all the trophies, bought all the upgrades, got three stars on everything, and beat the final boss...still didn't get closure because the script writer was too busy dating Jenny. -_-

It needs some kind of indicator to tell you how many points you need for each level.

The controls were fine, but I prefer Learn2Fly's system of measured upgrades and progress.

Pretty solid game. Nice callback to one of the first video games made, with better mobility and fewer bugs. I like the simple control scheme. Maybe a game played to 21 would be nice. I'm glad wrap-around was left out, it makes dodging richochets more fun.

Needs a life and checkpoint system.

Bad hit collision. Needs better instructions, or at least a better scoring display. To everyone else, if you have two points remaining, you have to deliberately miss the first two shots, and then hit the double outer ring of the 1 (this counts it as a 2). Nice graphics and text, very evocative of Yorkshire.

Do you really expect anyone who is high to be able to solve these?

Anyone have all the codes for this? I got all the way to 31 with a score of 17 million. I wish it had a save feature.

Flappy bird before flappy bird. Still as annoying, but more buggy.

Solid game. Didn't break, simple, and not frustrating.

I have conquered every city, amassed over 13,000,000 G, was a Guildmaster of the Buccaneers, a Superintendent of the Enforcers, have killed 718 men, and have the most powerful ship and the deadliest men at my disposal. And yet the Enforcers, Buccaneers, and thieves still dare to accost me.

It's kind of on-rails for being a text-adventure. Metal rusts eventually, pal.

What is the "unknown" achievement?

Gets laggy even on low settings when there's a bunch of objects present.

I can't select Main Mode with Edge, IE, Chrome, Chrome Canary, Firefox, or Aurora. Javascript, cookies, and Flash are all up to date. I'm on Win10 x64. How about you Opera and Safari users? Broken for you too?

I wish it had a speed-up feature.

I really like the art direction and music.