Love this game. CLAS-SICK, MAN. I love it when I'm about to lose, and I suddenly pull a random combo out of my ass by mashing buttons and pwn da shit out of my opponent.
Did you know? There's a story behind each of these characters dodging the lasers. (Most of them having to do with aliens.)
Stick man: Everybody hates him, so they're all shooting lasers at him.
Tankman: ShoopDaWoop has gone berzerk and is causing havoc in Newgrounds! Tankman was sent to stop him.
Osama Bin Laden: Obvious reasons should be obvious.
Cowboy: Cowboys VS. Aliens. What more must be said?
Alien: Civil war has broken out on Mars. So, ya.
Skeleton: WELCOME TO HELL, SIR. TIME FOR DE LAZER DODGING.
Pirate: The pirates are working together with the Cowboys to stop the aliens.
Ninja: ^^^ The ninjas, too.
Matrix Man: More obvious reasons should probably be obvious.
Astronaut: Got caught in the war on Mars.
Gas Mask: I don't even know...
Politician: Also fighting the aliens.
Eh. This game isn't that good. But I'm still buying the real thing. I mean, it's De Blob, what could POSSIBLY go wrong...? .... B-Besides this, I mean...