Achmed_Terrorist

Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terrorist, are you Muslim? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No! Scientologist. Jeff Dunham: But you used to be Muslim. Achmed the Dead Terrorist: No, look at me! I'm too extreme! I was Catholic. Jeff Dunham: Really? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Methodist. Jeff Dunham: What? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Buddhist. Jeff Dunham: What? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Baptist. Jeff Dunham: What? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: A Capricorn. Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute! What are you doing? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I'm trying to offend as many infidels as possible. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------