Acidflamenemo

iBubba: The only good thing about this room? Nemoso.

TehUberAhsem: I ♥ you Nemo.

Naverino: asking what Nemoso is is like asking what heaven is
Naverino: noone knows, we just all dream of being inside it one day
Naverino: if you catch my drift

Vorpal_Steak: Gngsta…I am betting…and I’m saying this with 100% confidence…that we will NEVER see eye-to-eye.
Nemoso: especially if hes a midget
Nemoso: amirite
Vorpal_Steak: rimshot
ultimatesoldier: Damn, I was ninja’d.
ashleeey: lol
Nemoso: :D*
Vorpal_Steak: Ladies and gentlemen, Nemoso! He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress! :D
Nemoso: try the veal!
Vorpal_Steak: lol. Was waiting for that.
ultimatesoldier: xD

Akkenru: ewwww I just farted on my hand to warm it up and although it marginally succeeded…when I pulled my hand out it smelled worse than a normal fart
Akkenru: how does that work?
Nemoso: WHAT THE ****
Akkenru: a fart’s a fart
Hellraiser1977: Damit Akk you pansy of a curr!
Akkenru: surely they smell the same…or did I actually have shit on my hand?
Akkenru: pansy of a curr?
Akkenru: What does that mean?
Nemoso: it means you should invest in a pair of mittens.
AshkeHeron: all of your farts smell exactly the same?
Akkenru: huh? That’s not gonna stop me farting Nemo
AshkeHeron: rofl
Hellraiser1977: Arrrr.. TO THE PLANK WITh THEE you rotten curr!
Akkenru: well no…but I’ve never had one smell as bad as that Ashke
AshkeHeron: it’s not pirate day hell, that’s in september
Akkenru: it was like rotting cabbage and chicken sileage
AshkeHeron: why on earth would you fart on your hand to warm it up
AshkeHeron: ?
Akkenru: Well I actually wanted to see how warm a fart was
Akkenru: and my hand was cold
Akkenru: so I tried it
AshkeHeron: about as warm as your insides, duh
Akkenru: well yea…but I didn’t know how long it would last
AshkeHeron: always the scientist….
Nemoso: you couldve breathed on your hands
Nemoso: like a normal person
Akkenru: when the spastic doctor tried to bleed me to death last week my blood was very warm and stayed warm for quite a while
AshkeHeron: this is Akk we’re typing to Nemo
Nemoso: some people even rub their hands together
Nemoso: friction, hot
Nemoso: imagine that
Akkenru: I wondered if a fart, being a gaseous entity would retain heat for as long…seeing as gaseous thermodynamics differs from liquid thermodynamics
Nemoso: ive never seen such a detailed sentence about a fart before
AshkeHeron: never a dull moment
Akkenru: lol
Akkenru: don’t you people ever chat about stuff that everyone does?
Nemoso: like worm nipples?
AshkeHeron: nemo, yo uhave an obsession
Nemoso: with worm nips?
Akkenru: what’s a worm nipple?
Nemoso: a worm nipple is a really long nipple
Akkenru: oh
AshkeHeron: with disgusting things on a broader level, but yes
Nemoso: the size of a pinky
Akkenru: wow that’s a big nipple
Nemoso: srsly
Akkenru: wouldn’t mind a suck on that
Nemoso: LOL
AshkeHeron: ffs
Akkenru: what Ashke?
Akkenru: It’s a nipple
Nemoso: the nipple is my favorite part of the tit.
AshkeHeron: it’s a gross nipple, look em up
AshkeHeron: like freaky little joysticks or something, ew
Akkenru: it’s not gonna do anything weird like exude hemlock just because it’s big
AshkeHeron: listen I dont like feet and they’re suppposed to be that way
Akkenru: Ash you prude
AshkeHeron: not really, cant blameme for not liking nipples :P
Akkenru: everything comes in different shapes and sizes…what does it matter? Still does the same job…have some fun with it
Nemoso: because you dont have any, ash?
Akkenru: it’s not everyday you could be a stand-in body double for a cow
AshkeHeron: you’re not saying anything that makes sense chaos
Akkenru: make the most of it
AshkeHeron: and yes nemo I do
Akkenru: lets see
Akkenru: :oD
Nemoso: pics or you dont.
AshkeHeron: right
Akkenru: lol
Nemoso: i just wanna see if a certain rumor is true.
Nemoso: >_>
AshkeHeron: I’ll get right on that
Akkenru: LMFAO
Akkenru: what rumour Nemo?
AshkeHeron: NO
…
Nemoso: and my dog just made a nasty fart in here
AshkeHeron: hahha did it fart on it’s paw first?
Hellraiser1977: ROFLMAO Ash
Nemoso: LOL
Nemoso: no
Nemoso: though i didnt catch him in the akkt
Nemoso: ba dum tch
AshkeHeron: roflmao
Akkenru: what?
Akkenru: shuddup
Hellraiser1977: ONe dog farts and looks around like “did I do that?!?”
Hellraiser1977: LMAO Nemoso
Nemoso: yeah, just like people.
Akkenru: hey I like sniffing my farts
AshkeHeron: my cat sniffs her butt like “wtf was that?”
Hellraiser1977: IS the cats name Akk?
Nemoso: HOW COULD SUCH AN UNHOLY SCENT COME FROM MY BODY
Akkenru: I’ve made people cry from my farts
Nemoso: …
Akkenru: in fact I made a kid get off the bus one time
AshkeHeron: you need a healthier diet dude
Akkenru: that was very amusing
Akkenru: why Ashke?
kmfdm_52: i seen a dog fart them self awake
Nemoso: you eat a lot of legumes?
AshkeHeron: cause you’re shit shouldn’t stink that bad
Akkenru: I like baked beans Nemo
Nemoso: baked beans are awesome.
Akkenru: it’s not my shit that stinks Ashke…it’s my farts
Nemoso: (h5)
Akkenru: hi 5
kmfdm_52: i feel like pukeing from reading this text
AshkeHeron: niether should your farts, Mr. Literal
Akkenru: yea anyway…I farted on the bus and it really smelled…then this kid and his mum got on the bus and the only seats available were across the way and a seat in front of me
Akkenru: so they went up there and the kid said “I don’t want to sit there it smells”
kmfdm_52: lmao
Nemoso: dude
kmfdm_52: damn city buses
Akkenru: there weren’t any other seats so the mum tried to convince him to sit by offering him the seat window etc…then he just said “No, I want to go home” and started crying
Nemoso: i imagine akk being like jim carrey in liar liar when he farts in the elevator
Nemoso: IT
Nemoso: WAS
Nemoso: MEEEEEE
Hellraiser1977: ROFLMAO
Akkenru: so she reminded him of whatever it was they were going to do “What about…” and he reaffirmed he wanted to go home and they got off the bus
kmfdm_52: lmfao
kmfdm_52: that was an awesome story akk