The joke about chuck norris not getting wet is actually meant to go like this:
When chuck norris goes in the water; he doesn't get wet, the water gets chucked
plz stop making these horrible games 0.0000000000000001/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
3/5 cuz theres no pause or save how am im going t play 8 chapters with no breaks remake it with save and pasue, then maybe you'll see positive comments
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