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Papa's Burgeria

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Jul. 13, 2014

Rating: 12

This dude is pretty skilled. I dunno about anyone else, but I personally can't evenly cover the entire surface of a burger with a single squirt of a condiment bottle.

Papa's Pizzeria

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May. 22, 2014

Rating: 8

Blargh, why am I so bad at cutting pizza's into 6ths!?!?

Racing Comrade!

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Jun. 22, 2011

Rating: 94

I love that you can run faster once you're carrying a water bottle, umbrella, have a friggen BABY on your shoulder, and are holding an armful of papers that make government officials go "We'll ignore your manslaughter so you can run this race!"

Epic Combo!

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May. 05, 2011

Rating: 1

Started with a combo of 4. Several purchases, another swing of the hammer and half an hour later, I'm at 2,000,000. Wonder how long I'll let it run.

Burrito Bison

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 8

I see the Jawbreaker for the 100th time, and think to myself, "You aren't dead yet!?!?" I sit for a moment, then I think, "Oh well." and smile as I smash him in the face for the 100th time.

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