This dude is pretty skilled. I dunno about anyone else, but I personally can't evenly cover the entire surface of a burger with a single squirt of a condiment bottle.
I love that you can run faster once you're carrying a water bottle, umbrella, have a friggen BABY on your shoulder, and are holding an armful of papers that make government officials go "We'll ignore your manslaughter so you can run this race!"
I see the Jawbreaker for the 100th time, and think to myself, "You aren't dead yet!?!?"
I sit for a moment, then I think, "Oh well." and smile as I smash him in the face for the 100th time.