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JOIN MY CRUSADE FOR ANNOYANCE AND PESTILENCE OF EVERYBODY IN THIS AND OR OTHERS SITES FOR WE SHALL DESTROY THIS GRWING EPIDMIC OF BAD LNGUAG ND DGENRATYN
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and MnB 2 Addict)
Story With 3 words,

THERE WAS A small soccer ball that rolled down the hole. But suddenly stopped when The Monopoly Man went to jail. Unfortunately,the dwarf MET A GIRL with 3 arms and a penchant for hard liquor. Anu never should’ve married Helga, but whatever. I mean fly towards the cliffs of hell and eat their babies with Italian hair and wearing a wonder bra. After the war we will conquer Death itself. Without realizing that the road less traveled was well worn by the feet of the damned. With Free Burgers come great responsibility. Expensive burgers, however, are the bane of the wolf and their bloodthirsty love for rabbitswith very fluffy balls that bounce through the hoops and a cheerleader who needs injections every day. Furthermore being burnt by hot oil hurts. Me Eat Brainz said the zombie.The Prime Minister sat with a burrito and cokeas he watched a bomber which was on itsway down, until the port engine turned into a fireball which hit the ducks flying parallel to the incoming Veritech Fighter exploded in a ball of goo!!!!! Thankfully, the Veritech was able to avoid a birdstrike by flying into a hyperspace portal. Unfortunately, the portal Doesn’t have Hobos, instead it has an enormous looking clown with fangs. Then the cheerleader kissed the alien which turned into Richard Simmons. He realized, “Oldies Sweating,” was waisting his " Yes I Can" SO HE DID away with spaghetti and rotten meatballs in with the “Sauce!” he said. And then died with an awful bolus of flatulence. When the gold-plated plunger fell hell broke loose Duke Nukem knew that the commies had pitchforks handy along with burning sausages of doom that smelled like gay Care Bears television shows that were on the yellow brick road. As the dog said with a taco eating african “we should just drink goat urine” Then everyone said "show me the the money or your rectum will explode in a little nice kitty. That kitty is spiderman in disguise because spiderman avoided Kim Jong Sick Who had met Chuck Norris because they fell in a black hole Of fiery doom which really was the anus of James T. Kirk. Kirk suddenly sharted to feel something in his pants, The Women Screamed “WOW that smells” and he began to scream "WHY is the sky “so freaking blue!” Then started running towards the door only to find Spock makin’ love with a robot! Then he went Away from the disturbing couple because the amoebae were holding massive watermelons with their hands while staring at Kim Jong Sick. Then 300 spartans screamed, “THIS IS ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!” they raised their Dead Zombie Cats and declared war! On the heathen barbarians known as Zombie Cat Brigade………

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