I’m just one of those 30-year-old people who like to complain about things. Don’t mind me. Well, if you do, just make sure to build a counter-argument. Well, if you don’t have a counter-argument, just try to make me normally converse. Oh, and yes, I really like the mineral/rock Alabaster, so uh… don’t complain. Oh, and royal message board of what the hell is wrong with Chip.
chipmunkclara: the sentence was literally “you were willing to yiff with a person until they pumped you full of insect eggs and you pressed ctrl-w” and your caveman brain went “i don’t know what ctrl-w does i better press it to find out”
(Talking shit about Typhon and SomeRandom did CTRL+W)
chipmunkclara: altman sees the phrase insect eggs and gets hot and bothered
chipmunkclara: he went quiet for 2 minutes which is enough time for him to reach climax
(So my silence means nothing good.)
Now, let’s see who we have here…
Alabaster
An ordinary… guy? Gal? Genderless, probably. Goes parenthesis-less, normally. Currently with nothing.
Igni the Anthro Bird
Because I shouldn’t just be human. This avian creature has white feathers, blue eyes and perhaps the most destructive smile you could see. Well, just that they really like to smile at you with a look that says, “I’m probably going to break something.” Normally, in roleplaying, this male, or female, carries a frying pan, made of some material people are naming “Carbon.” Apparently, it’s really strong, and with that, it can also fry things really well. Upon being thrown, their pan, when it left their hand for a total of five seconds, will dematerialize, to only rematerialize in their hand again. Though when used normally, or put around the place, this dematerialization process is ignored, but when passing it around, it can make itself again, no need for dematerializing the pan. But the old pan will lose its anomalous properties, only being a carbon frying pan that works.
Missing_File
This is a corrupt, missing file. But why?
List of people to avoid
XzanderBOSS
(Muted me for no reason, other than being there. Called me an “alt,” despite having no idea what it is.)
gardivour
chipmunkclara
(Two knuckleheads who kept saying I was part of this “alt crew”, and Chipmunk here is probably the worst. He or she is saying I’m some sex pest.)
 "Alabaster12")