Aldir

I am Aldir. Hello.
Let’s congratulate Aldir;
He’s the one who doesn’t fear,
Like a mouse in a mousetrap;
staying brave no matter what happens, like leaking sap;
He’s a great member, humourous or not nevertheless,
He’s epic! We congratulate you, you deserve a fes’
You stayed on Kong for SIX YEARS!
That’s a heck of a ton, and you got no fears!
Go Aldir, you’re the best!