Alec901's Comments

Pass the whiskey.

It said escape pauses the game.... I am so tempted to press it...

I remember when you could right-click, then click "back," then you could level up your strength, do it again, level up your strength again, repeat. I used to do that until I was a giant, good times.

I have a feeling this is actually made by Gabe N, and is just a scam. "How is it a scam you?," You ask? Well, you see, once someone gets an unusual in 3 keys, then they say, "OMG I WANT TO UNBOX NOW, I'M SO LUCKY!!!." Then bam, they buy $800 worth of keys.

This some hardcore shit.

Someone beat the game in 0 days? 2legit4me

This how I imagine this guy picks up groupies. You: "Hey, want to ride a shopping cart that I have rockets strapped to off of a ramp, then break your neck and die?!" Groupie: "NO!!!" You: "I'll give ya' $800." Groupie: "DEAL!"

Anyone know why I'm getting a malware warning?

Love the Portal reference.

I love how Green Serpent's one move let's you throw like, 9824 punches in 3 seconds.

Ugh, it's such a bad game.

After seeing the image at the end of the game, I realized the guy iin the over-alls was Mario...

The animation is so beautiful.

I can't move...

Feels like a great arcade-style game, it looks like something that could possibly be on Steam for like, $4. Very nice.

Once you get your health and punches to aroubnd level 3, just keep fighting the 100 horse-sized ducks. Repeat until everything is 100% leveled up.

How to win: mash the arrow keys.

This would be amazing if we could make our own levels! 4.5/5

I'm only playing this for Jack, this game sucks.

Why are the cops not stopping the Cruisers? They are going like, 563 miles per hour.