AlexBoshTheGoat

So. You’re here, eh? Why the fu- …ahem. Why are you here? Oh, sorry. Uh… I… I’m Alex. An anthro goat. Sorry for the rudeness. And… well, not your average maniac redneck-ish goat that’s anthro, anyways! My interests… yes. Old Faithful, which is a shotgun of mine, is my favorite shotgun. Loyal. Very. Pump-action, uh… forgot the name of it, but right now, it’s kinda old… okay, it’s thirty-something years old. Got it at the age of 10, or 15. BOOM! Haha… just blanks right now. But… yeah… pretty powerful. I like to use slugs with it, although sometimes we have to get messy… so I use the normal shell sometimes. Okay, not normal. It’s got a lot more power. And alright… it may jam sometimes. Okay, okay… I’m a member of the Escapees after escaping one of those bloody universes. Now… may I get to know you, finally? | Okay, alright, that’s enough talk. Meet Teal sometime in the future, please, he’s a Mimiga, but… I don’t know what else. | Oh, and please watch out for Panic Bot.