Aliez's Comments

I nearly had a heart attack on Rapid-Fire. Even the coffee breaks were tense!

"They broke through. In our panic we accidentally set fire to the big farm and had to retreat." - This has happened twice now. There's only so many times you can "Accidentally" set fire to our biggest food supply.

Everyone better pray that anybody who plays the Dibbles games never becomes king...

Hmm, melt. That sounds interesting. It's clear they will melt something but I fail to see how that will help them get across the sa- ... OH SWEET JESUS!

So let me get this straight... The robots can resist the razer blades and shrug it off as if it's not there. But a spinning hamster with a sword is completely 100% fatal? Oh my. Must remember that for future reference.

"Doctor, I have chest pain!" "Oh, I'm sorry, you've had a heart attack." Nice. "My lungs feel dull." "You have pneumonia." "No I don't." "Well it's either that or you're dead, cause I don't know what it is!"