AlissterF

There once lived a man, but not just any man. No, he was different, he was… average. But not just average, merely average. He had an average house with average windows and average doors. He attended an average school with average students and received grades that did not reflect excellent achievement or spell out failure, but were simply… average. He had no peculiar hobbies or did nothing out of the ordinary. His clothes implied the simplicity of the average person and his walk, his talk, and his crock was mundane of the mundane. He imagined average thoughts and carried out average goals. On the top he appears not exquisite nor pathetic, but merely average. Paradoxically however, his unparalleled level of average is what makes him unique.