Aliveandying

Yes, I am male. Not female. Get that through your skull.
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I am a trained and experienced master in the art of chat killing.
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The dicktionary:

Amanda Todd { uh-man-duh-tod }: 1. (v) The act of committing suicide- by chugging bleach or otherwise- due to the internet. 2. (v) Internet-induced suicide. 3. (n) SHE WAS A DUMB BITCH WHO HAD IT COMING.
Synonyms: Bitch, blitch, suicide, hilarious.

Blitch { blitch }: 1. (n) A typo’d version of the word “bitch,” commonly used in context with the word “glitch.” 2. (v) The act of being a bitch as well as having incredibly atrocious grammar and/or spelling.
Synonyms: Jagged, dick, asshole, failtroll, mmmmbeeyitch.

Failtroll { fale-trole }: 1. (n) One who thinks they are trolling when they are, in fact, not. 2. (v) The act of being a failtroll.
Synonyms: Spamtroll, Amanda Todd, blitch, 3PIC1337.

Spamtroll { spamm-trole }: 1. (n) One who thinks that by spamming repeated, “hateful,” messages, they are trolling. They are not. 2. (v) The act of being a spamtroll.
Synonyms: Failtroll, 3PIC1337.

Mmmmbeeyitch { Mm-bee-yitch }: 1. (n) A more emphasized version of saying “bitch.”
Synonyms: Bitch.

ifyouknowwhatimean { Iff-yuu-no-wut-i-meen }: 1. (int) Used after “dirty” innuendos and implications.
Synonyms: That’s what she said
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Quick, random question time!
If you had to choose one superpower what would it be?
Truth… or DARE?!
Pokemon or Digimon?
How are you?
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I’m not a slut D:
I’m not even a gyrl D:
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The awesome people of awesome that I know:
Nova_Shadow _Nova
XxhazzelnuttaxX _{Hazzel, Hazz}
mousewhisker43 _Shelbi
Goodgirlsgonebad _Lizzy
teri_ann9876, teriann9876, lil_miss_gangsta _{Teri, or Ter because I am great at typos}
meancat98, mistress_lacey, luver__gurl _{tara, cat, lacey, gurl}
ShadowBlitz237 _Blitz
arisa1 _{Ari, Shadow Dweller}
bluemenace _{blue, the creeper}
ShadedUmbreon, MasterSparkZe _{Shea, Shae}
And that’s it. Don’t be whining if you didn’t get mentioned. There was probably a reason for it…
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Quote time :D

XxhazzelnuttaxX: Only when they elect the first black president…
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Oh wait…

ColemanCollins: And the room was never the same… Until the next day, when everyone stopped giving a damn.

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Ari’s Tits:

ArisaRaven: It was funny, bu tit didn’t make me laugh

ArisaRaven: I wan tit to rain

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Some songs that describe my views:

Hopsin- Ill Mind of Hopsin 5
Don McLean- American Pie
Bob Seger- Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll
Your Favorite Martian- The Stereotypes Song

And some songs to describe myself:

The Rolling Stones- Sympathy for the Devil
Harvey Danger- Flagpole Sitta
Styx- Too Much Time On My Hands
Eurobeat Brony- Discord
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THE END :D~

Just wanted to say something here, for my own sake. Right now, when I’m writing this (so in all likelihood not right now for for you), it’s January 23, 2016. I’m 16 years old now, in contrast to the 10 I was when I started the profile (Christ, was it really that long ago?). I just wanted to say that sometimes, I look at this and think. Like, this whole website, and my own profile description especially. It really helps me show myself how much I’ve kinda grown the fuck up over the past couple years. Then I remember, it was only 2011. It wasn’t really that long ago, I was still active like two years ago. I think. And I look back and the friends I made and had and kinda miss it. I dunno. I just felt like writing this, to get it off my own chest. If I’m going to play the odds game again, I’d say nobody is ever actually ever going to read this. Unless I become active again, but I seriously doubt that. I’ve also kinda fallen out of love with flash games. I appreciate their simplicity and creativity and the effort that goes into them and the high quality some of them are (I’d argue better than many Steam games), but I personally feel that Flash itself can suck a fat one, and that coupled with the fact that I haven’t seen a flash game recently that I’d really like to play means less Kong and more Steam. But hey. Who really cares? I’m not even sure I do.

I’ll also keep the profile (the above stuff) as is from now on. As kind of a landmark to my own path to not being a little shit. Might still edit down here, beneath the threshold.

I finally turned 18. Are you proud of me yet, pup?