Alkaline97's Comments

"This student has no skill." Harsh...

You don't know pain until you try and get a headshot with an anvil.

"Show me your wound!" Is that a Captain Falcon reference?

Show me your wound!

Probably the easiest hard badge I've ever gotten.

Why is the FBI in Tokyo?

don8tosaur - Hats Enabled goodbyesun - Lights Out astrosaur - Moon Gravity leapinliz - Super Jump smokey - Meteor Storm totinos - Robot Hat goof balls - Boulders become balloons explore - Goodbye Doom calcium - Super Strength dino racer - Top Speed You're welcome in advance :)

You'd think those Gummis would actually lock up a mass murderer in a CAGE instead of letting him attempt to escape 50 times. Sheesh.

"Why in the hell would someone need a laser on a freaking chainsaw?" "In case they needed to cut someone with extreme accuracy." "Then why don't you just put a silencer on while you're at it?" "Now that would just be silly." Epic win.

The turtles are stuck in a group of buzzsaws and won't come out! D:

Tip for extra cash: Grind on level 2 with your bullets without getting hit so you get double points for that level. Buy the missiles as soon as you can. Upgrade as much as you can on them except for speed, for that simply upgrade once or twice. Go to level three and click as much as you can to destroy as many asteroids as possible. Disregard the last post I made. I typed 4 instead of 3.

Tip for extra cash: Grind on level 2 with your bullets without getting hit so you get double points for that level. Buy the missiles as soon as you can. Upgrade as much as you can on them except for speed, for that simply upgrade once or twice. Go to level four and click as much as you can to destroy as many asteroids as possible.

What did I learn from this game? You can cut off your hand and feet, but if your arm gets cut off, you're screwed.

If Wario is Mario's evil counterpart, then Clarence must be Wario's fat, perverted cousin.

YES! I BEAT LEVEL 26! Yeah...that level needs to be just a tiny bit easier, if that isn't too much to ask.

Level 26 came straight outta hell.

This is almost as painful as listening to Justin Bieber sing. Almost.

Everytime I hear that blue thing's voice when I mess up I want to go strangle a baby kitten.

You have to love how one, itty bitty slip of the mouse will force you to have to do a building all over again.

I wonder what would happen if I threw a paper airplane backwards in real life? *throws backwards* *Justin Bieber music plays* IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!