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Valthirian Arc

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Apr. 20, 2013

Rating: 22

"This student has no skill." Harsh...

Insectonator

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Feb. 02, 2013

Rating: 0

You don't know pain until you try and get a headshot with an anvil.

Strike Force Heroes

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Dec. 28, 2012

Rating: 4

"Show me your wound!" Is that a Captain Falcon reference?

Strike Force Heroes

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Dec. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

Show me your wound!

Pwong 2

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Oct. 06, 2012

Rating: -2

Probably the easiest hard badge I've ever gotten.

Infectonator 2

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Oct. 06, 2012

Rating: 0

Why is the FBI in Tokyo?

Dino Run

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Mar. 17, 2012

Rating: 16

don8tosaur - Hats Enabled goodbyesun - Lights Out astrosaur - Moon Gravity leapinliz - Super Jump smokey - Meteor Storm totinos - Robot Hat goof balls - Boulders become balloons explore - Goodbye Doom calcium - Super Strength dino racer - Top Speed You're welcome in advance :)

Burrito Bison

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 2

You'd think those Gummis would actually lock up a mass murderer in a CAGE instead of letting him attempt to escape 50 times. Sheesh.

The Final Death Wish

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 4

"Why in the hell would someone need a laser on a freaking chainsaw?" "In case they needed to cut someone with extreme accuracy." "Then why don't you just put a silencer on while you're at it?" "Now that would just be silly." Epic win.

Epic Combo!

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Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

The turtles are stuck in a group of buzzsaws and won't come out! D:

Reactance

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Mar. 12, 2011

Rating: 6

Tip for extra cash: Grind on level 2 with your bullets without getting hit so you get double points for that level. Buy the missiles as soon as you can. Upgrade as much as you can on them except for speed, for that simply upgrade once or twice. Go to level three and click as much as you can to destroy as many asteroids as possible. Disregard the last post I made. I typed 4 instead of 3.

Reactance

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Mar. 12, 2011

Rating: -8

Tip for extra cash: Grind on level 2 with your bullets without getting hit so you get double points for that level. Buy the missiles as soon as you can. Upgrade as much as you can on them except for speed, for that simply upgrade once or twice. Go to level four and click as much as you can to destroy as many asteroids as possible.

Ragdoll Laser Dodge 2

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Mar. 03, 2011

Rating: 5

What did I learn from this game? You can cut off your hand and feet, but if your arm gets cut off, you're screwed.

Clarence's Big Chance

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Feb. 26, 2011

Rating: 3

If Wario is Mario's evil counterpart, then Clarence must be Wario's fat, perverted cousin.

Raze

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

YES! I BEAT LEVEL 26! Yeah...that level needs to be just a tiny bit easier, if that isn't too much to ask.

Raze

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Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

Level 26 came straight outta hell.

SkyBuilder

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 25

This is almost as painful as listening to Justin Bieber sing. Almost.

de Blob 2 Revolution

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 12

Everytime I hear that blue thing's voice when I mess up I want to go strangle a baby kitten.

de Blob 2 Revolution

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Feb. 21, 2011

Rating: 3

You have to love how one, itty bitty slip of the mouse will force you to have to do a building all over again.

Flight

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Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

I wonder what would happen if I threw a paper airplane backwards in real life? *throws backwards* *Justin Bieber music plays* IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

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