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AdVenture Capitalist

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Sep. 21, 2014

Rating: -18

Spoiler alert only men can become upteenbillionaires. Women aren't allowed to be investors at all whatsoever.

AdVenture Capitalist

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Sep. 11, 2014

Rating: -9

Of course the investor is a man. Of COURSE IT IS. #yesallmen

Duty Of Heroes

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Aug. 26, 2014

Rating: 14

Hello I am a Female Warrior! My armor consists of a bra and making sure my hair and makeup looks super cute! Good thing my uterus exudes its own gravitational push otherwise any arrows or swords headed towards my bare chest would surely kill me in a single blow!

Mighty Knight

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May. 18, 2014

Rating: 3

Can't be a lady knight. Negative five stars.

2048 Flash

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Apr. 04, 2014

Rating: -12

Rip-off of a rip-off of an original concept. Trash this mobile shit into the ground and never let its toxic tentacles latch onto another living thing ever again.

Ninja Slash

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Jan. 20, 2014

Rating: 11

Reeks of app game. Pressing up even while in the air queues a jump the moment you land which should not ever be a thing! Surprised there isn't a button that lets me buy gold to skip things completely.

Kingdom Rush Frontiers

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Jan. 05, 2014

Rating: -8

Make your newest hero a whale where all you can do is feed it money and it gets nominally stronger and be done with it. This is all monetizing flash games does, anyway.

Kingdom Rush Frontiers

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Jan. 02, 2014

Rating: -8

Should just rename it to "Kingdom Rush Arrow Towers Because Everything Else Is Mediocre".

Dawn of the Dragons

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Sep. 30, 2013

Rating: -12

Better off playing Cookie Clicker. At least that has delicious cookies and milk. This is all the clicking without a cookie.

Lunaria Story

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Aug. 06, 2013

Rating: 5

Watch the GDC talk titled "Chinese Browser Game Design" and get a feel for R2Game's plan for MMOs. Essentially they make games and release servers for said games to gouge as much money out of people as possible. Every whale (and this is a term they don't throw around lightly) will support hundreds of non-paying players. If you refuse to give them a cent, they will continue turning a blind-eye. If you really need an MMO fix, look for something that isn't browser-based, regardless of the company. They are games created solely to gouge your wallets. "Pay to win" is a misnomer: you are paying to lose your life's earnings.

Crystal Saga

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Jun. 29, 2013

Rating: -7

You must not be looking at all if you can't find "a cooler" mmo. Crystal Saga is a garbage-tier Korean MMO and is heavily predicated on the notion that spending actual money on virtual currency is a good thing. Spoilers: It isn't. Save your allowance for the ice cream man instead, kids.

Giants and Dwarves TD

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Jun. 09, 2013

Rating: -2

Kind of a missed opportunity not having a giant be on the last wave of any given mission, but it's still a good time waster.

Papa's Hot Doggeria

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Dec. 03, 2012

Rating: -14

I have rated every single one of these Flipline Studios "Papa's" games with one star. That isn't enough. They continue to birth into the world. The Harbinger of Doom has been found on the Internet. It's name is Papa. Make peace with yourself. The end is nigh.

Backyard Monsters (removed)

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Oct. 03, 2012

Rating: -33

Kixeye is a homophobic, racist, transphobic piece of trash. Don't support companies that willingly hate minorities. To quote a Kixeye employee: "Let me tell you, it's ok to make jokes about slavery because that's over." Don't give Kixeye any money if you can help it! Protip: YOU CAN HELP IT!!

Ninja Warz

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Sep. 14, 2012

Rating: 11

What a crappy game. Especially after watching an Extra Credits where they explain this kind of dopey monetization for the sake of churning out a cheap profit at the expense of annoying their potential customers. It makes no sense to build a system out of paying to keep playing, or paying to decimate people. Stop doing this dumb businesses. Please.

Papa's Freezeria

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Aug. 21, 2012

Rating: 27

The absolute worst game for a quest. Oh my god.

Upgrade Complete 2

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Aug. 15, 2012

Rating: -5

No! Me? ME? Meeeeeeeeeeee?

Crystal Saga

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Jul. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

Advertising a $3000 bundle for in-game cash? Hahahaha no get dunked nooblords

Champions of chaos

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

This game is pretty janky. Really bad voice acting, grammar and spelling errors abound. A bunch of lifted sound effects. This odd exploitation of women. I honestly don't know how this got a front page feature. I almost wish I could vote zero stars.

Feed the King

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Nov. 05, 2010

Rating: 4

A cake joke in 2010? Really? REALLY?

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