Almanac's Comments

I just chainsawed a turtle. May god help you when PETA finds out about this game.

This man does indeed fish like a man.

Wow I need to pee now.

One day, these zombies will learn to turn 90 degrees to the right and kill the guy that it actually shooting at them.

If I ever get stuck in a locked room, the police will eventually find my corpse, with my pockets stuff full of random junk and junk tied/taped/attached to other junk.

The wilhelm scream is a nice touch.

I will never forget the day the angry tofu attacked London.

I get the games point, but this sort of metahumor has been done better (such as in Achievements Unlocked).

First completely original idea I've seen here in a while. Nice:)

There have been far better games, working the same concept, that weren't demos.

Gave me the shivers at the end. And yet, the controls were wonky. Yes, I know "not a game," but bad controls do not art make.

Short, but smooth and well crafted. Another excellent product Armor.

I'm giving you a five, and I haven't even started the first mission. The "middle earth" set up was classic.

Meh. I can't imaging playing for more than 2 minutes.

You'd be amazed how well a indestructible black van can handle if you put a little money into it.

You said you wanted constructive feedback: -double-click makes game go out of focus -better to introduce Pause screen in first level -separate sound and music controls -explain what the points are for?

"It poops tanks!" Awesome.

It looks like the auto-end turn doesn't work. Otherwise, it's good (and funnier than the first episode).

This game is quite frustrating. And here I am, playing it again. For like the 7th time now. That sounds like 5/5 to me. But yes, please improve it :)

A little easy for this genre, but overall excellent. Loved the music!