Alpha89's Comments

Apr. 06, 2015

Rating: 1

I'm on a(n old Macbook Pro) and it lags sometimes. Any low quality setting to make it easier for this thing?

Jun. 05, 2014

Rating: 1

How do you kill the third shard guardian, the one who keeps spawning minor shade guardians?! I keep shooting at it but then it heals itself, undoing ALL the damage that I had just inflicted! Does anyone know how to kill him? Btw its name is Spellbound Guardian.

Jun. 05, 2014

Rating: 4

What is it with bosses and hiding in caves?

Jun. 04, 2014

Rating: 0

I love it how Russia's population is mostly made of soldiers.

Jun. 04, 2014

Rating: 0

Did I...did I just see Ronald McDonald shoot my zombie with an energy weapon?

Jun. 04, 2014

Rating: 1

Oh, look, there's that reporter again...

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 2

Huh. So dinosaurs WERE sentient.

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

I mean five sorry >.<

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

NOOOO WHERE IS CHAPTER FOUR?!

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 2

Oh I just now realized that it's "Saucerers" instead of "sorcerers"

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

How does that towel stay on him?

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

*groans* I hate puns...but awesome game! 5/5

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 4

Priestess: Hey, a guard. You okay? Guard: *mutters* fifty-six hens...crucible.... Guard: *thrusts sword* Fifty-six hens in the jade crucible of DESPAIR! Priestess: Wtf?! Priestess: FOOOOM *launches deadly bolt of divine energy* Wizard: You killed him. Great. Priestess: Sorry! He just scared the crap out of me. Archer: I get his wallet. 5/5 :)

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

5/5

Jun. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

They're so cute :3

Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: -2

So all we had to do was challenge this old guy to a battle and we get all his inheritance and land? No problem.

Jun. 02, 2014

Rating: 1

What a short year...the months are only February....

May. 30, 2014

Rating: 0

Oops, just blew up the ATM...

May. 29, 2014

Rating: 0

Is the Enfield a sniper rifle?

May. 28, 2014

Rating: 0

And how many socks do these zombies have?