Me:
i will never serve youu
God:
Why not?
Me:
you are not existent
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
prove me wrong, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. It's true a priori.
Me:
you are true as long as noone thinks about you?
God:
You think I am true as long as noone thinks about me.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
but i think, so you are not existent
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, .
Me:
no, I exist
I won. can i has badge, please?
I was hoping for a better comment. now i'm disappointed.