Alssadar's Comments

I love how this game perfectly satires modern life, with the unique metaphor as us all being elephants chasing after our hats stolen by another elephant...

Johnson returned to his home, to find it a smoldering wreck. Amidst the wreckage he found a singular figure standing atop a pile of bloodied bodies, castaway weapons, and spent magazine. Staring at the figure, he could only ask "Why?" The figure scratched a scab on its cheek and replied, "Because I was bored."

Huh... Oil + Ocean =/= BP...

Great game, and very fun, entertaining, and challenging. Does it remind anybody else of Portal? Or am I the only one?

When in Jonestown, how do you get to Union City? I couldn't find the travel button...

Okay seriously, for the area after the zombie level, how many guys must you kill? I killed about 117 guys and the door still didn't open..

The start button has been hidden away by some strange bar.... I've reloaded multiple times... O,o

I would like to thank all the fat people who were turned into zombies to increase my zombie horde's power.

Really sad ending (No spoilers) but overall great game

As with everyone else is saying, just vamp up the difficulty, maybe slow down balloon repair time, and this would be really amazing :)

Great game. Good level of difficulty progression, and a cheerful sense about it (And the Cliche of Scottish Dwarves :P)

.30 cal's have a brooklyn accent for one of their "Suppressive fire" sounds

I really wish landmines couldn't 1-shot a tank...