I love how this game perfectly satires modern life, with the unique metaphor as us all being elephants chasing after our hats stolen by another elephant...
Johnson returned to his home, to find it a smoldering wreck. Amidst the wreckage he found a singular figure standing atop a pile of bloodied bodies, castaway weapons, and spent magazine.
Staring at the figure, he could only ask "Why?"
The figure scratched a scab on its cheek and replied, "Because I was bored."