This game is awesome, but how come you people rate it even worse than Just Chatting? I mean, it's the same thing, only with new and improved calming colors!
OK, let me get this straight...the hamster can survive 50 rockets, 45 lazers, and 650 blows from a saw, but when he falls into a lousy lake, he DIES?????
Me: Come forth, men, and charge onwards, to victory, and to glory! (Cheers)
The Al: HAHAHA! Goblins! Release the secret weapon!
Me: Nothing you have can scare m-Oh...My...God...RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Justin Bieber: And I was like, Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOOOOOH, and...
My Troops: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (choke and die)
And that was how Slaventhorn survived my attack.
This is not a good game...it's a GOD game! I love all the Epic War games, but 3 remains my favorite. I, however, have a small problem with it. WHERE THE HECK IS THE CROSSBOW?!?!?!
Oh, and another thing: ALWAYS START WITH VIEGRAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough. Once you beat the game with him, do New Game Continue and beat it with another hero.
To beat the Cave of Trials 5, use the Succubus, Mermaid, and Witch-their attacks will push it back and keep it away from your castle, while stronger units, like the Dragon Riders and your hero, destroy the castle and kill some goblins. Rate it up if this helped!
I know that Warlords 2 has come out, and everything has been upped...graphics, playing style, fun level...but this game still has that special something that makes me prefer it over the new version.
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