This has to be the single most amusing (and clever) game on Kongregate. Or anywhere else. Reminds me of Monty Python's famous sketch featuring famous philosophers playing football... except that didn't feature shivving one's competitors for the glory of the Motherland! Genuinely inspired - I love it.
@ knewred: Nah, you're not playing too much... you're not playing ENOUGH, because if you were, you'd be seeing the words "Excellent" and "Perfect" coming out of the Button...!! :D
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