ArKquevus

Our father, who art RNGesus,

Fickle be thy nature

Thy drop rate rise,

Shalt crap drop vanquish

In our Grinds and Rests

Give us this day our daily legendaries,

And forgive uncer avarice

As we forgive thy ones who get those first

And lead us not to microtransactions

But deliver us from thee Paywalls

For thine are the game mechanics, and the power, and the blame,

Forever and ever.

Amen