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Jun. 15, 2012
@pffffft I don't care if you read this or not, but I do hope you realize that the term "amen" is a word derived from Hebrew, which is generally accepted as "the language of the Jews." Basically, the usage of the word "amen" undermines your entire argument. kthxbai
Nov. 12, 2011
You know, it's games like these that makes kids so demented these days. You know, those kids who actually LIKE vegetables and will kill others to make sure they can eat. Not that that's stopping me from playing, of course.
Sep. 22, 2011
It got ten times more fun when I realized I could steal other peoples' cars.
Jul. 18, 2011
After so much training (pressing the button), those ants never stood a chance. 100 ants? Meet ULTRA CLICK.
I don't get it. Why did you tell me not to play it? Is it because the greatest game in life, the greatest thing we find pleasure in, is breaking the rules? Is it because that is simply human nature; curiosity killed the cat? Why is it that you made such a game? I find that this game is highly thought out, despite not a game at all; it simply conveys human nature in a form we people on Kongregate find to our amusement; a game. This is a masterpiece, and while I know this game may not be to many people's liking, there is something you need to understand: The maker of this game put a lot of thought into making this such a highly philosophical riddle. Oh, and he / she wanted some kreds.
Jul. 10, 2011
Wait a minute, did I just see a Ratchet and Clank cheat code?
Jul. 06, 2011
Oh look, it's raining men. Hallelujah!
Jul. 04, 2011
No offense people, but do you have to be so dead-set on getting a sale for July 4th? It may be Independence Day, but even so, it's not the end of the world if we don't all get what we want. Just be patient; if we are getting a sale, then it will come. If we aren't...tough luck.
Jun. 22, 2011
Fun, but not exactly an original idea. Still, gotta love this game. =) Like 1Jpeg2 said, upgrades could definitely improve this game.
I'm not sure whether this game is utterly disgusting or extremely amusing. Meh, I'll settle for amusing on this one.
Jun. 14, 2011
"Slimes have feelings too." THEY DO!?
Apr. 02, 2011
Percentage of victory - 1% Percentage of Failure - 69% Percentage of craze in mid-action - 20% Percentage of those having fun - 10% Percentage of those reading these sort of comments because the game is pissing them off - 9001% God this game pwns. =D
Feb. 27, 2011
Now ONLY are these pants FANCY, they're WATERPROOF as well! Buy a pair now, for only $199.99!
Feb. 19, 2011
Huh. My father always told me a pill or two was healthy. Didn't know it saved hamsters from being massacred by robots. I gotta go get some pills.
Feb. 04, 2011
Is it bad a middle school kid is getting owned by this game? Darn. And I thought you could solve fractions with chocolate.
Dec. 10, 2010
I was playing, sneezed and then died. Funnily enough, unlike most games, I just played again and didn't feel bad that I lost. Great game, very interesting concept, and truly worthy of a 5/5.
Dec. 03, 2010
It's fun, but extremely buggy, especially when selling guns. Also, I have a problem with the custom guns; I can never add more than one but I can with ordinary ones. A shame; it's a cool game.
Dec. 01, 2010
@LrdRazielKadage, Same goes for me. I'm not exactly sure, but for me it starts working when I close a few applications (eg; RealPlayer). Though I would like an actual explanation as to why this works, as well.
Nov. 27, 2010
Please, oh PLEASE make it so that at *least* Color Transformation is instant. I have on so many instances pressed K instead of J and died as a result.
Nov. 17, 2010
I beat the game, got all the awards and rewards (+ badges) before realizing WASD moved the camera. -_-;;
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