Arkadi's Comments

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Hippolyta	Apr. 17, 2014 Rating: 6 A thrilling tale of the noble Amazoness who could only duck or raise her shield for a couple seconds at a time.
Indestruct2Tank	Mar. 08, 2014 Rating: 5 Scumbag Designer: makes first two bosses way too easy. Final boss impossible.
L.I.F.E.	Dec. 08, 2013 Rating: 0 At age 40, my wife gave birth to a beautiful crash test dummy.
Shop Empire 2	Nov. 14, 2013 Rating: 2 I work at one of the largest malls in the world. I had no idea there was such a problem with men in ski masks.
Innkeeper	Oct. 17, 2013 Rating: 2 gets off treadmill "I don't usually like weightlifting but this was amazing!"
The Man with the Invisible Trousers	Aug. 06, 2013 Rating: 0 Love the Ace Dick cameo.
Strike Force Heroes 2	Jun. 18, 2013 Rating: 3 The danger was over...or was it? Yes, it was. Coming up next: was the danger REALLY over?
Alien Anarchy	Jun. 16, 2013 Rating: 0 See, this is why people hate the Irish.
Disaster Will Strike 2	May. 24, 2013 Rating: 0 Pretty easy for a game of this type. Love the sound and music though.
You Find Yourself In A Room	Apr. 25, 2013 Rating: 2 You can't get ye flask.
Anaksha Mini Adventures 2: A New Threat	Mar. 18, 2012 Rating: -5 As an epileptic child, I thought this game was AWESOME.
Abobo's Big Adventure	Feb. 18, 2012 Rating: 0 The Megaman level was almost as horrifically frustrating as actual Megaman. Nice work!
Abducted	Jan. 30, 2012 Rating: 1 Does it really count as an abduction if you're given free range of the ship and full raygun access?
Clarence's Big Chance	May. 04, 2011 Rating: 4 I enjoyed this game until I ate my father's heart, at which point I realized that everything my therapist told me had come true.
Box Clever Level Pack	May. 02, 2011 Rating: 1 The level "Thanks Newton!" should really be called "No thanks, Galileo!".
Upgrade Complete 2	Apr. 16, 2011 Rating: 1 When did the opening sequence of Final Fantasy VIII become "indie"?
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Feb. 25, 2011 Rating: 21 What I would give to be a fly on the wall at Armor Games development meetings. "Any new game proposals?" "How about a T-Rex...on a treadmill...with a wheel of fortune. No--a wheel of AWESOME." "Love it! Meeting adjourned."
Burrito Bison	Feb. 18, 2011 Rating: 1 You know, I have no idea what this game is about, but I love it.
Guy of My Dreams	Feb. 14, 2011 Rating: 10 I was very disappointed that bumping into "Girl" while single didn't have sexier results.
Starlight	Dec. 27, 2009 Rating: 0 Not difficult at all--but a beautiful and original game. Excellent work!