Everything about this is dated and distasteful. And then, even the game itself feels slow and clunky. When you try to make a "cool" game, make sure to rip the cool game play, okay?
Seriously, Nerdook games are always a bore. Wonky hit detection + random difficulty settings + sluggish and inconsistent game play + poor game layout = standard Nerdook charm. yet these games always get badges! Why!? Also, how much you wanna bet this post I made giving my opinion is hidden due to being 'under rating'? Oh wait it is? Hawt dawg!
This is a terrible 'game'. Comes with one default song singing about some metro sexual hipster's many affairs with random people, and with this one terrible song Kong expects you to get all the badges from. I cannot play past the first 5 seconds without needing to mute the game. The mechanisms of the game are really unclear. I still don't know If I should be going for the white squares , the glow sticks or the ramps nor do I understand how score is even factored in.