I am Omega Man, the Man-Bear-Pig, destined to spill coffee on furries. As well as Stoned Man, the Bloodthirsty Basement-dweller, destined to snack on cakes.
Everyone denied me in life. I dated the ugliest girl in school for a short amount of time. I disarmed a stab-happy criminal, avoided doctors and candy dealers, and beat the (expletive) out of some teenagers that I didn't trust (and did not go to jail for such acts) at 80. After this, I died.
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