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The KongreGadget

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Aug. 11, 2012

Rating: -9

So where is the music from? What's the bitrate?

The Soul Driver

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: 15

I don't really get the point in this game but I'll be damned if this isn't great fun.

Garden Gnome Carnage

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Sep. 24, 2010

Rating: -3

This makes me moist. Big Petes moist.

Robichai

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Sep. 22, 2010

Rating: 14

This makes me moist.

Heir

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Sep. 22, 2010

Rating: -1

Very interesting and cinematic game. Quick, semi-challenging, and enjoyable. 5/5

Solipskier

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Aug. 13, 2010

Rating: 0

Constantly make small wavy lines to go faster, and remember to slowly and gradually make an upward slope if a gate is higher than you are so you won't jump over it.

Crush the Castle

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Aug. 04, 2010

Rating: -2

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Zombies Took My Daughter!

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Jul. 20, 2010

Rating: 0

The game was really fun. Some of the aspects I liked were the finding and utilizing of various weapons, saving and employing survivors, and the exploration of the city. However, my only wish was that the game would have had a better story. I think, along with the music, that it could have been much more engaging and emotional. That said, I can still easily give this game a 5/5 because I never found myself getting bored.

Coma

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Jul. 06, 2010

Rating: 16

I made some beautiful ass music on that piano.

The Harry Stick Journey

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Jun. 30, 2010

Rating: -2

@Boneless You gave the monkey a monkey ass.

Hello Worlds!

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Jun. 18, 2010

Rating: 5

This is probably one of the most beautifully done games that I've been graced to play on Kongregate. I'm not much of a Puzzle gamer, though I do enjoy them, and I found this game to be quite easy to play, though also very complex in a way that is fun and playable. It has a very smooth difficulty ramp and does not get boring, allowing me to continue playing and striving for better time bonuses. The music is friggin' awesome, that's all I need to say about that. Overall, I'd say this is my favorite game on Kongregate. Definite 5/5!

Save ALF from Brian Peppers

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Apr. 19, 2010

Rating: 1

THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD

Neon Rider

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Apr. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

I'd rate this game 5/5, but I have "1337 Points." In summary, this game is better than sex. With Asian women. Who are lesbians.

Alpha Bounty

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Apr. 15, 2010

Rating: -1

*Facepalm*

Alpha Bounty

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Apr. 14, 2010

Rating: -2

Not having a save function to make up for how short a game is is completely cheap and adds absoloutly nothing to the game except for repetition, frustration, and a waste of time.

Planet Racer

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Apr. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

This is one of the worst made games on this website. In fact, the worse I've ever played. 1/5

Kawairun

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Apr. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

Game is glitched. Sometimes I'd just fall over on the ground when there's nothing happening. Other times a bee appears and within the timespan of a half second it hits my face. Not good at all.

Alpha Bounty

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Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

The lack of a checkpoint/save feature is completely idiotic. It's probably the biggest slap to the face of any gamer to let them get far in a game, lose, and then have to start ALL over again. I'm not even going to bother to play it again.

Test Pilot

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Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: -2

The SFX mute doesn't work. You lost one point from a 5/5 for that as it's incredibly annoying.

Flaming Zombooka

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Apr. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

I got just about near the end and accidentally pressed New Game. It's way to easy to do that, doesn't even have a confirmation button. Also, it's too easy. You get about three times the necessary rockets on most levels. 2/5

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