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RagePotion
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NapoleonIV
Nov 11, 2013 6:11pm
danru098
Nov 19, 2011 6:57pm
zoomonkey
May 23, 2011 2:09pm This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,
so he went to the
doctor for advice. The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have
sex, to stick his
finger in his wife’s pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the
smell would cause his
hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection. That night, he
decided to mak…show more This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,
so he went to the
doctor for advice. The doctor told him the next time he wanted to have
sex, to stick his
finger in his wife’s pussy, and then rub it under his nose, and the
smell would cause his
hormones to kick in, and he would obtain an erection. That night, he
decided to make his
move. He turned out all the lights and got into bed. He put his finger
in her pussy, and then
rubbed it under his nose. He felt a tingling in his cock, and it began
to stiffen. Amazed, he
decided to see what would happen if he used two fingers. He stuck them
in her pussy, then
rubbed them both under his nose, and his cock quickly jumped to 3/4
erect. He decided to
try 3 fingers, so he put them in her pussy, then rubbed them all
around under his nose.
Soon he was sporting the biggest hard on he could remember. He said,
“Honey, quick
turn on the lights, and check this out!" She turned on the lights, and
with his dick standing
tall, he proudly asked, “What do you think?” She looked at him and
said, "Looks like the
worst nose bleed I’ve ever seen!"
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saliden
Dec 16, 2010 4:37pm Assyrian if your looking for a monarch country go to Arabia I think its the last monarch country left. I suggest not bring a crosses with you since its an Islamic country and if somebody offers you food accept it or it’ll be an offense to them if your going hope you enjoy it :)
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Assyrian_Emperor
Dec 18, 2010 10:53am
Omen is also an absolute as well as a few in africa :D and there of coarse is japan even though the emperor holds no real political power (regardless he is still the monarch) but yes Saudi Arabia is o… show moreOmen is also an absolute as well as a few in africa :D and there of coarse is japan even though the emperor holds no real political power (regardless he is still the monarch) but yes Saudi Arabia is one of the last absolute monarchies :( show less
saliden
Oct 18, 2010 3:06pm what do you think about halo?
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Assyrian_Emperor
Oct 24, 2010 4:14pm
Sorry for the late response but ive played only halo 3 but in my opinion the game was very good but the halo franchise itself has gotten a little old. btw :P
saliden
Oct 26, 2010 7:03pm
i’m a huge halo fan,bungie said that master cheif is coming back but he’s not in halo reach and halo reach is the last halo game to be made also I like the beging grunt at the end XD |