Astarion's Comments

Why is my cat the main antagonist?

1000 proof = 500percent alcohol, for future reference.

The spawns in this game are worse than in Black Ops...

Anyone else laugh at Private Smallcok?

Crap. My sniper's turn came in the middle of the animation of a rocket being fired at a barricade... and there's no way to skip his turn.

"You were killed." Because somehow rotting flesh is strong enough to pierce sheet steel.

Why is it these games are so great?

Great game, but a bit much lag. Maybe disable the red flashing screen whenever you get hit?

ok... i have a full screen of rockets and cant beat the boss... help?

Never lost a match until level 20.. you should get at least a little bit of exp for losing...

I cant even load the game...

there should be a way to turn all your remaining souls into people in one click

Ok... Now how do you get the units on the title screen to cry?

needs a different movement system, maybe arrow keys.

the cheats are in the strategy guide, type in "cash", "money", or "dough" to get 1000RU

I can't believe it, I wont he level, then ran into a giant hot dog and died.

I found a glitch that just plain pisses me off. I used the menu glitch when I had another account up, and I lost my best ship.

Does anyone realize that Valkyries are norse goddesses who chose who will live or die in battle?

I don't think the point of the soldier is to be strong. I think the point is to look frickin awesome.

I beat stone heat second try, by exploiting the glitch where your dragon won't die when he's off the screen. Just kill the hands, get away, and your dragon will do the rest.